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Dino Crisis 3
(Capcom) - X-Box
Capcom is pretty good at making survival horror games, since I seem to be
enjoying the same shit released over and over again (Resident Evil,
Onimusha, The other Dino Crises) . But now this comes out, and not only
proves that Capcom sucks a dick at making sequels, but that the X-Box
seems to have the power of ruining every license that gets a game released
on it.
I wont even bother with the plot. Blah blah blah, future, blah blah blah,
abandoned spaceship BLAH BLAH BLAH ELECTRIC FUCKING DINOSAURS.
This game takes the survival horror + dinosaurs fun of the Dino Crisis
series and pees on it. You're not avoiding getting torn apart by raptors
and getting eaten by T-Rexes, you're flying over them with your handy
FUTURISTIC JET PACK using your SPACE FUTURE LASER RIFLE with infinite
bullets just to stop them from pissing you off, but you can't because they
just keep on coming. And since Capcom can't get the fixed camera in enough
games, the camera jumps around like a fucker, and you realize you jumped
and HOVERED WITH YOUR JETPACK in the opposite direction.
The only good thing I can think of is the graphics are pretty nice, but it
seems that Capcom just learned how to make things shiny, and whored it all
over the place. If this review seems negative, that's because I only
played this game for an hour because THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS.
Rating - 2 out of
5
[BACK TO ANGRY ROBOT]
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