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Raphael: Raph Smash!
Weapon of Choice: Sais.
Namesake's Landmark Work: A tough call, but the School of Athens is a personal favorite of mine.
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Raph would appear to be a simple soul. Raph likes fighting. Raph gets hit. Raphs gets angry. Then Raph really likes fighting. It's kinda one of those dangerous cycles, where he just gets madder and madder until he "Hulks-out," turning all grean and angry...
Although, come to think of it, he's already green and angry.
As I was saying, though, there's more to Raph than anger. Somewhere in that mean, greeen exterior is a heart. A heart that grows three sizes bigger on Christmas when he hears the singing of little Who children... Okay, that was the Grinch.
Dammit, there's too many mean, green critters running around. I gotta say, it's a good thing Kermit the Frog doesn't have a penchant for being angry, otherwise I'd be likely to make some comment about Raph busting a banjo over the fuckin Rainbow Connection.
Still, as I was trying to comment, Raph does have things he likes besides being angry and fighting. He likes... plants. Yes. Raph is a closet botanist. He very much likes to hang out around plants, singing, having his vines dance while he eats people for lunch.
Fuckin hell, that was Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors. Fuck this shit.
Raph is a mean guy. He likes being mean and angry, and yet he still fights for the good of humanity, something he is always forced to be seperate from. it's not his fault that the cosmic ray made him look like a giant boulder while everyone else got cool elemental powers...
Fantastic Four... the Thing. And he's not even green. I'm quitting.
TMNT Cast - Raph
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