New York on 10 Bucks a Day

Seeing as how the site is called "NY on a 10" I guess it's my duty to actually try and give advice on how to live in NY on 10 bucks a day... Well, let's see... You could be a bum. Sit around, sifting through garbage to add to what meager supplies you could buy at a corner store or fast food place... sleeping in the gutters, or on a park bench...

Or, I guess you could do like the turtles. Find a cheap pizza place first off. Some place that'll get ya a pizza for 8 or 9 bucks, plus tax, of course. By yourself that might just last you a day, especially if you get deep dish. Then, you gotta find a nice spot in the sewers. Decent areas are apparently prolific in the sewers, as evidenced by the number of mutants living down there.

In all honesty, you may luck out and even find an abandoned subway tunnel, with train, where you can get power, water, and the works. Then you just gotta get the food rollin' in, and you're set...

Just watch out for ninja gangs, as they apparently work in the sewers as well, and from what I've seen, they are less than pleasant neighbors. Always playing their music too loud, beating up turtles and rats... And there's the occasional rogue ex-hockey player...

You know, if I were you, I'd just stick to being a bum...

NY on a 10 is by the cool and refreshing people at The Inverted Dungeon.