Inside the Mind of a Succubus



I look so sadistic. o_O


So whatcha wanna know about me?

Well... on the 'net, I go by lots of nicknames. Aussie2B, Succubus, tri-Ace Super Fan, and others, but my real name is Tina. Actually, it's Kristina, but who's keeping track other than one or two obsessive fans who have a shrine devoted to me in their living rooms with my name scrawled on the wall in goat blood? Wha? Hrmmm... *wanders off*

Sorry, had to make a quick call to the police department. Anyway, where was I? I'm currently 23 years young (don't ya just want to murder old fogeys who say that?). My birthday is in the lovely month of August on the 27th. Send presents! I need more Cho Aniki, dammit!

And to finish up this "a/s/l" thing, I moved to New York City a few years ago, but I grew up in Washington. Before you ask, the state, dumbass. Anyone who dares to stalk me will be mauled to death by my cats Monkey Butt and Betty Poop.

If you're totally confused by the "Latvian Power" thing, then all I got to say is: open up a geography book. :P Latvia is a small country to the left of Russia, and it's known for its beautiful amber that washes up from the Baltic sea, its ancient language, and well... the fact that Russia is always trying to take it over. :/ At least half the Latvian population is actually Russian, so being a true Latvian, like me, is quite an unusual thing. I may not be fully Latvian, but heck, if I'm not proud of it, who will be? :P Here's an animated Latvian flag just for the hell of it:

Sveiks!

Now before all you horny preteen boys start emailing and IMing me, I should introduce you to my big hairy Greek:


Horribly blurry AND very out-of-date, now that's a winning photo.


That's my handsome boyfriend/future husband, Andreas. Online, you may have come across him as SnappleMan or SNK Freak. He's a superb musician, and considering our interests are nearly identical, most of his music is video game arrangements. Check out his stuff on VGMix and OCRemix; it's worth your time. My love for tri-Ace has rubbed off on him a bit, and his favorites are Star Ocean: Blue Sphere and Valkyrie Profile. I don't think he shares quite the same passion for tri-Ace's other titles, though. :P We're both college students and even go to most of the same classes. People are often amazed at how we literally spend nearly 24/7 in each other's company without wanting to kill each other, hehe. When he can take my morning breath before I brush and I can tolerate him ripping massive farts all night without running for the hills, that's love.



What the hell else do you want to know? Oh, okay... how about one of those stupid favorites list things?

Color: blue
Food: peppers
Pets: one psycho cat and one grossly obese cat
Occupation: professional bum and student of computer science
TV: Hey Dude, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Pete & Pete, David the Gnome, G4 (even though it sucks)
Movies: The Goonies, Willy Wonka, Bill & Ted (both, but especially Bogus Journey), Tombstone
Music: classical, progressive rock, wankery; pretty much nothing but video game music these days
Composers: Motoi Sakuraba, Yasunori Mitsuda, Hiroki Kikuta, Taro Bando, Dave Wise, lots more
Traditional Artists: Botticelli, Michelangelo
Manga/Anime artists: Nobuteru Yuuki, Mayumi Azuma, You & Kou Yoshinari
Anime: Escaflowne, Rayearth, Battle Angel Alita, Star Ocean EX (for obvious reasons), Evangelion
Clothing: socks
Video game system: Super Nintendo/Super Famicom
Games other than those by tri-Ace: Chrono Trigger, Mario series and spin-offs, Tail Concerto, Wonder Project J series, TwinBee series, tons more
Kool Aid flavor: Purplesaurus Rex

Ack, this can go on forever! Save yourself, and go back before my head explodes.