JungleAsshatMan: Hello there.
Vanilla Verboten: hi
JungleAsshatMan: How are you?
JungleAsshatMan: I am quite good, thank you.
Vanilla Verboten: youre either a bot, or some guy pretending to be a bot
JungleAsshatMan: Please read my profile for more information.
Vanilla Verboten: wow
JungleAsshatMan: Very interesting, yes?
Vanilla Verboten: yep
JungleAsshatMan: Would you like to help me on my search?
Vanilla Verboten: sure
JungleAsshatMan: My name is Jacob Lee Asshat, I live in Florida.
JungleAsshatMan: My friend Chris should assist you if you have any troubles.
JungleAsshatMan: My, what kind of name is Verboten?
<<Vanilla Verboten signed off at 12:47:11 AM.>>
<<IM conversation starts again later.>>
JungleAsshatMan: Hello, I see you are back.
Vanilla Verboten: its german for gimmie some fuckin cola
JungleAsshatMan: Now, now, you don't need such language.
Vanilla Verboten: im not kidding
JungleAsshatMan: Actually, according to my books, "verboten" means "forbidden" in German, i think...
Vanilla Verboten: yeah
JungleAsshatMan: Anyway, please contact me, my phone # is 1-593-229-9877
JungleAsshatMan: I'm sure we would be a great team!
JungleAsshatMan: Are you German by any chance?
Vanilla Verboten: no
JungleAsshatMan: Good.
Vanilla Verboten: how did you get my username?
JungleAsshatMan: I don't hear my phone ringing!
Vanilla Verboten: thats means no one is calling you :/
JungleAsshatMan: I know it sounds rude, but I chose random names from AOL Instant Messenger's directory...
JungleAsshatMan: Please call, I need a partner.
JungleAsshatMan: I have an image to show you.
<<JungleAsshatMan wants to directly connect.>>
Vanilla Verboten: send me the file instead
<<JungleAsshatMan cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.)>>
JungleAsshatMan: Why?
Vanilla Verboten: you want me to look at it or not?
JungleAsshatMan: Why must I send it? AIM direct connect is MUCH easier...
JungleAsshatMan: Ok......
JungleAsshatMan: I lied......
JungleAsshatMan: My name is Robert Owens...
JungleAsshatMan: I live in PA...
JungleAsshatMan: ...And I am gay... (not)...
JungleAsshatMan: LOZLOR!!!!!!!!!!!
JungleAsshatMan: MY
JungleAsshatMan: NAME
JungleAsshatMan: IS
JungleAsshatMan: RALPH!!!!!!!
JungleAsshatMan: LAUGH-OUT-LOUD
Vanilla Verboten: ralphy are you that fuckin bored?
JungleAsshatMan: I got you!!!!!
JungleAsshatMan: Yes.......
JungleAsshatMan: ;_;
Vanilla Verboten: lol
JungleAsshatMan: Lovley name, huh?
Vanilla Verboten: yeah
Vanilla Verboten: i should of known
Vanilla Verboten: this sounds like something youd think up
JungleAsshatMan: .....yeah
JungleAsshatMan: Anyway, your on candid camera, I'm saving this conversation and I will be posting it on several forums...
JungleAsshatMan: Because I am bored......
<<End Of Conversation>>