Docpan0 (1:49:05 AM): I pissed out a blade of grass once
Docpan0 (1:49:06 AM): o .o
Docpan0 (1:50:28 AM): It hurt ;(

Docpan0 (1:54:28 AM): Ever have a dream your pissing in the toilet, then wake up to find yourself pissing your bed?
Docpan0 (1:54:29 AM): :(
Docpan0 (1:54:54 AM): Its so warm and comforting
Docpan0 (1:54:58 AM): then cold as death

Docpan0 (1:49:27 AM): When I piss in pools, I let it out in little bursts, not all at once
Docpan0 (1:49:45 AM): To be sneaky

Docpan0 (2:41:04 AM): I accidentally cought my pants in the way of my piss stream once at work, so to cover it up I completely drenched my pants.
Docpan0 (2:41:05 AM): :(
Docpan0 (2:41:15 AM): with water
Docpan0 (2:41:17 AM): :(

Docpan0 (3:49:52 AM): Like when I'm taking a really tough test and I get stuck...I'll get real nervous and cum my pants

Docpan0 (3:52:58 AM): I've tricked someone into eating poison berries before
Docpan0 (3:52:59 AM): o .o
Docpan0 (3:53:22 AM): And he puked right on my lawn

Docpan0 (1:17:21 AM): I remember a while back when I was a 'DBZ FREAK', someone said he had a picture of "ssj5 goku" ..... so he emailed it to me, and when I opened it my whole hard drive was corrupted
Docpan0 (1:17:22 AM): ;(

Docpan0 (2:16:23 AM): B=D ~

Docpan0 (2:12:05 AM): Shits an pussy-wussies

Docpan0 (2:24:38 AM): I have to tell you about my day at work :(
Docpan0 (2:25:37 AM): So I go to this meeting this morning
Docpan0 (2:26:05 AM): My 'Farm Fresh Platinum' meeting .... supposed to make me a better worker or something
Docpan0 (2:26:11 AM): So I go in and sit down
Docpan0 (2:26:37 AM): It's pretty packed and theres only a few seats left
Docpan0 (2:26:51 AM): So i sit next to this big guy
Docpan0 (2:27:17 AM): Didn't think there would be a problem until...... well until i smell his funkified body odor
Docpan0 (2:27:33 AM): It was so bad I wanted to puke right there
Docpan0 (2:27:42 AM): But there were no seats left!
Docpan0 (2:27:43 AM): Fuck
Docpan0 (2:28:02 AM): But smell wasn't his only problem
Docpan0 (2:28:39 AM): He leans over toward me, with his fish breath blowing out he says "did i mention i'm claustrophobic?"
Docpan0 (2:28:41 AM): ..........
Docpan0 (2:29:05 AM): so the whole meeting this smelly fucker is shaking violently
Docpan0 (2:29:24 AM): It was bad
Docpan0 (2:29:42 AM): I turned my chair away from him, and in front of me see this girl
Docpan0 (2:30:36 AM): And it was obvious she was 'special', as she was writing notes of what the d00d up front was saying in her marble notebook. You know, those things you wrote in during the THIRD FUCKING GRADE
Docpan0 (2:31:05 AM): Her words were all big, and didn't even fit the lines right
Docpan0 (2:31:45 AM): It was painful to look at, so I turn back straight, only to get another sniff of the smelly claustrophobic fishman
Docpan0 (2:32:34 AM): He had poo or ... something.... all over the front of his pants
Docpan0 (2:32:56 AM): I should've quit
Docpan0 (2:32:57 AM): :(
Docpan0 (2:34:19 AM): Then i go to work hours later, and a fucking garbage bag filled with God knows what splits open all over me