"The Munsters Return To Television"
- By Ralphy Boy -
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Disgruntled Viewer: Die Munster, you don't belong on this network!

Munster: It was not by my hand I was once again given a contract, I was called here by fans, who wish to give me TRIBUTE!

Disgruntled Viewer: TRIBUTE? You steal viewers' brains, and make them your slaves!

Munster: Perhaps the same could be said from all the critics...

Disgruntled Viewer: Your shows are as empty as your greed, viewerkind's ill needs a program such as you!

Munster: What is a viewer? A miserable little pile of money, BUT ENOUGH TALK! WATCH ME!!!!!!!!