John and Audra's Randomness - Alucard Likes Blonds

The Many Loves Of Adrian Farenheight Tepes
(Well, 3 of them.)

"Chicks dig the androgeny."

Gentlemen prefer blondes (Audra is a beautiful strawberry blonde). Apparently so do Dampiels. And Alucard is one womanizing half-vamp! Here's a look at some of the women that Alc has had a fling with.

1475: Sonia. Alucard, she's only 17... what are you, like 100? Shame on you, child-molestor! Or maybe Sonia was just some major flirty jailbait. Anyhow, Alc and the lovely Sonia apparently do a little more than what we see in Castlevania Legends, since Sonia ends up with a kid before too long! And that would be TREVOR!

Trevor: Mommy, tell me about daddy
Sonia: Oh, dear, I've been expecting this talk.


"He's my WHAT?!"

1492: Sypha. And then there's Sypha, who Alc surely had a little somethin' somethin' going with back in the 1490's. Shame on you again, Alc, since Sonia would be 34 years old and still quite attractive at this time - you just find em young and move along, huh? And what would your SON Trevor have to say about this? And what about Sypha and Trevor, I know he was digging on her too! This kinda thing just shouldn't be happening!

Trevor: You and my FATHER?!
Sypha: Sorry, hon, he's got the experience.

Poor Trevor. Well I'm sure he met a nice clean Transylvanian girl after he became famous for slaying Drac.

1797: Maria. Hmm, a tough, yet very attractive 17 year old blonde with an interest in vampire hunting. C'mon, she's just another Sonia for your long list which surely began way before the 1400's! ( Alc was 100 or so when he met Sonia..can you imagine this guy at 18-19 years old? There must have been SCORES of women! ) Well, I admit that a 300+ year slumber has got to make a man randier than a sonofabitch, but he could atleast not go for the ones who are just clones of his ex's! And one only knows what happened after Maria ran after Alc at the end of SOTN....another little Trevor might have resulted!


Maria: Ooh, what a hunk you are, Alucard! Alucard: Say, we've been through alot in the last 6 and a half hours that we've known each other. Wanna hop in the sack?

That nutty mack-daddy we call Alucard!