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The Reverse Revenge of the Nerds

Jocular Jesting July: American Pie Presents: Beta House

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-09

Erik Stifler is back, and pledging Beta House, in this tired and tedious third spin-off film for the franchise.

And Also

A Rote and By-the-Numbers Experience

Mega Man X5

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-09

X and Zero have to battle Sigma again, in this game that really should have been the last X title in the series, for multiple reasons.

Stay Classy, San Diego

Jocular Jesting July: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-08

This very funny movie would be an all time classic were it not for the character at the center of it all.

One for All and All for, Well, You Know

The Three Musketeers – Part I: D'Artagnan

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-08

A newer, French retelling of the Alexander Dumas tale features lush sets, great acting, and much more to appreciate.

Monster Madness

Slasher Grindhouse

Superhero Cinema

Further Reading

A Long Run for a Short Bit of Fun

Jocular Jesting July: American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-07

A different Stifler deals with love, hope, and sex, in this mild college adventure.

It Goes On Way Too Long

In the Name of the King 3: The Last Mission

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-07

A hero gets sent back in time and has to deal with an evil sorcerer and a dragon is this truly awful film.

Charleston’s Downtown Delectables

Season 8 Episode 24

(Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Posted: 2025-07-04

We're talking the dining out in Charleston, WV, with all the pizza, wings, and burgers you can eat.

The Stiff One Will Rise

Jocular Jesting July: American Pie Presents: Band Camp

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-04

The young Stifler is on the scene and he has to earn the right to join the family business in this spin-off, lesser adventure.

Revenge of the Ninja Mime

Mortal Kombat Legends: Cage Match

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-04

We go back to begin this movie series began, to focus on Johnny Cage in his first silly, strange, delightfully encounter with the denizens of the Netherrealm.

To the Next Step!

Jocular Jesting July: American Wedding

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2025-07-03

Jim and Michelle are getting married, but it wouldn't be an American Pie without raunchy, awkward hijinxs.

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