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Shook Me All Night Long

The Great: Season 3

(Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Posted: 2023-05-31

A satirical reinvention of the rise of Catherine the Great that absolutely kills it (sometimes quite literally).

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Count Them Butts

Teen Titans Go! See Space Jam

(Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Posted: 2023-05-31

The Teen Titans meet the Nerdlucks in this sometimes amusing heckling of the 1990s family classic, Space Jam.

The Shape in the Night

Season 6, Episode 16

(Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Posted: 2023-05-31

We're talking Halloween in this week's episode. The Shape, Michael Myers, has been around for over 40 years, and his franchise keeps trucking.

He Did Make It Look Good

Men in Black

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-31

Smith and Jones come together to take on the worst of the universe in this fantastic, comedic, comic book adaptation that still holds up.

Action Adventure April

Monster Madness

Slasher Grindhouse

Superhero Cinema

Further Reading

Pucker Up

Sour Snacks

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-31

We sample a selection of sour treats to see if we can actually find something that makes us feel the sour burn.

He Who Mumbles Between the Grains

Slasher Grindhouse: Children of the Corn 2020

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-30

A new pack of kids come under the sawy of He Who Walks in this under-baked, not scary, pretty terrible reboot for the franchise.

A Legitimate Three Hour Thrill Ride

Heat

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-30

Michael Mann made the best version of his thriller with this 1995 crime drama that really does live up to the hype.

Tri-gone, Amirtie?

Supeerhero Cinema: Titans, Season 4, Part 2

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-29

The Titans go out, with an attempt at a bang but mostly a whimper, in the final half of the final season of this mess of a show.

Somehow Even Dumber

Point Break 2015

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-29

A remake of the original 1991 fi;lm that tries to go hard in the direction of The Fast and the Furious, but lacks the heart.

Another Weird and Looping Journey

Slasher Cinema: Hellraiser: Hellseeker

Mike Finkelstein, Posted: 2023-05-26

A man watches his wife drown in a horrible accident, only to them find himself caught in a version of reality where he can't believe everything he sees or trust anyone he knows.

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