Asteroid G Archive
2026
April
- 04/30/2026: Clearing House in the Department (Action Adventure April: Infernal Affairs III)
- 04/30/2026: Dalton’s Last Stand (Action Adventure April: James Bond 007: The Duel)
- 04/29/2026: Changing Young Minds (Star Trek: Starfleet Academy: Season 1)
- 04/29/2026: Pint-Sized Spy Adventures (Action Adventure April: James Bond Jr. Series Premiere)
- 04/28/2026: Back in Gladiator Stadium (Action Adventure April: American Gladiators 2026: Series Premiere)
- 04/28/2026: Bond Takes to the Arcades… Sort Of (Action Adventure April: Sly Spy 1989 Arcade Game)
- 04/27/2026: Filling In the Past of the Case (Action Adventure April: Infernal Affairs II)
- 04/27/2026: Bond’s Nephew Hits the Big Time (Action Adventure April: James Bond Jr. 1992 SNES Game)
- 04/24/2026: It’s a Mole Hunt (Action Adventure April: Infernal Affairs)
- 04/24/2026: Little Bond on a Big Adventure (Action Adventure April: James Bond Jr. 1992 NES Game)
- 04/23/2026: The Adventures of Jimmy Bond (Action Adventure April: Casino Royale 1954 Climax! Episode)
- 04/23/2026: And Then They Go Boom (Action Adventure April: Spontaneous)
- 04/22/2026: Religion is Really Boring (Action Adventure April: End of Days)
- 04/22/2026: James’s Point and Click Adventure (Action Adventure April: Operation Stealth)
- 04/21/2026: Scary Girl is Scary (Action Adventure April: Lee Cronin's The Mummy)
- 04/21/2026: Oh Look, Another Vertical Shooter (Action Adventure April: The Spy Who Loved me 1990 PC Game)
- 04/20/2026: Going the Distance… Again (Action Adventure April: Rocky II)
- 04/20/2026: You Oughta Know (The Pitt: Season 2)
- 04/17/2026: And Then Stuff Happened… (Action Adventure April: The Cloverfield Paradox)
- 04/17/2026: At Least We Get a Bit More of the Movie Here (Action Adventure April: 007: License to Kill 1989 PC Game)
- 04/16/2026: One Deadly Bombshell (Action Adventure April: Atomic Blonde)
- 04/16/2026: Where Our Heroes are Scattered to the Winds (The Witcher: The Time of Contempt)
- 04/15/2026: With Mind Bullets (Action Adventure April: Chronicle)
- 04/15/2026: We’re On a Boat (Action Adventure April: Live and Let Die 1988 PC Game)
- 04/14/2026: Gotta Go the Distance (Action Adventure April: Rocky)
- 04/14/2026: There Can Be Only One Queen (Disney Princesses: A Definitive List, Part 3)
- 04/13/2026: Come for the Bombast, Get Stuck with the Stupidity (Action Adventure April: Red Dawn 2012)
- 04/13/2026: Princesses On the Move! (Disney Princesses: A Definitive List, Part 2)
- 04/10/2026: Wolverines! (Action Adventure April: Red Dawn 1984)
- 04/10/2026: Answering the Call of Royal Obligation (Disney Princesses: A Definitive List, Part 1)
- 04/09/2026: His Red Right Hand (Action Adventure April: 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple)
- 04/09/2026: Flying Up and Shooting (Action Adventure April: Xevious)
- 04/08/2026: Painful for the Rest of Us (Action Adventure April: Novocaine)
- 04/08/2026: The 1990s Were a Different Time (ER: Series Premiere)
- 04/03/2026: Memento Mori (Action Adventure April: 28 Years Later)
- 04/03/2026: This One Should Never Have Been Allowed to Live (Action Adventure April: The Living Daylights: The Game
- 04/02/2026: On the Highway to Hell (Action Adventure April: Sisu: Road to Revenge)
- 04/02/2026: The Golden Arches (KPop Demon Hunters X McDonald's, Part 1: The HUNTR/X Meal)
- 04/01/2026: Just Gotta Dance (Action Adventure April: Pretty Lethal)
- 04/01/2026: He Loves Gooooooold (Action Adventure April: James Bond 007: Goldfinger)
March
- 03/31/2026: Where It All Began (Snow White and the Seven Dwarves)
- 03/31/2026: A Mini Game… and Maybe More? (Borderlands 3: Borderlands Science!)
- 03/30/2026: Like a Grindhouse Ready or Not (Slasher Grindhouse: They Will Kill You)
- 03/30/2026: Somehow Maul Returned… (Star Wars Continuity Is a Mess)
- 03/27/2026: We’re Back Here… Again (Slasher Grindhouse: Return to Sleepaway Camp)
- 03/27/2026: Putting Battle Royale into my Borderlands (Borderlands 3: Designer's Cut)
- 03/26/2026: Why Are We Remaking Jurassic Park 3? (Jurassic World: Rebirth)
- 03/26/2026: Did We Really Need This? (HBO's Harry Potter TV Series Trailer)
- 03/25/2026: The Struggle of Sequelitis (The Old Guard 2)
- 03/25/2026: Put a Tiger in Your Mouth (Cheetos Mac ‘n Cheese)
- 03/24/2026: Should Have Been Killed in Its Sleep (Mercy)
- 03/24/2026: Gimmie That Burn (Hot Sauce Round-Up II)
- 03/23/2026: A Boy and His Buddy (Project Hail Mary)
- 03/23/2026: Not the Redemption the Game Needed (Borderlands 3: Bounty of Blood: A Fistful of Redemption)
- 03/20/2026: The Game is Afoot (Young Sherlock: Season 1)
- 03/20/2026: Is This the Film We Were Hoping For? (Superhero Cinema: Spider-man: Brand New Day Trailer)
- 03/19/2026: Rangers Lead the Way (War Machine)
- 03/19/2026: Very Big Indeed (McDonald’s Big Arch)
- 03/18/2026: Out On His Own (Roofman)
- 03/18/2026: Comfort, but at a Cost (Idlewyld Inn & Spa, London)
- 03/17/2026: Featuring a Young Brad Pitt (Slasher Grindhouse: Cutting Class)
- 03/17/2026: Stake Through the Heart (The Death of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: New Sunnydale)
- 03/16/2026: The (Gun)Stars Are Calling (Gunstar Super Heroes)
- 03/16/2026: Some of These Taste Better Than Expected (M&M Flavor Round-up)
- 03/13/2026: People Just Can’t Enjoy a Good Thing (Superhero Cinema: Lanterns Trailer and the Discourse Around It)
- 03/13/2026: Americana… or Is That Canadicana? (Kelsey’s Original Roadhouse, London)
- 03/12/2026: They Woke the Wrong Woman (The Bluff)
- 03/12/2026: Tangy Pain In My Mouth (Hot Sauce Round-Up)
- 03/11/2026: The Jacobs’ One Shot Guarantee (Borderlands 3: Guns, Love, and Tentacles: the Marriage of Wainwright & Hammerlock)
- 03/11/2026: Shove the Fish Into My Face (Heart Sushi, London, ON)
- 03/10/2026: Mommy Issues (Slasher Grindhouse: Scream 7)
- 03/10/2026: Tasty Fruits, Made Sour (Final Boss Sour Selections)
- 03/09/2026: Save the Cajun, Save the World (Fox X-Men Film Series: A Definitive List, Part 2)
- 03/09/2026: My Mouth is On Fire (Heat Wave Hot Sauce Expo 2026)
- 03/06/2026: Claws Go Snick Snick (Fox X-Men Film Series: A Definitive List, Part 1)
- 03/06/2026: A Very Busy Spot (Dimi’s Greek House, London, ON)
- 03/05/2026: She Will Set the World on Fire (Cinderella 2015)
- 03/05/2026: A Time for Training (The Witcher: Blood of Elves)
- 03/04/2026: Returning Again for the First (Third? Fifth? Eighth?) Time (Contra: Operation Galuga)
- 03/04/2026: The Sourest Special Day (Sour Snack Round-Up XIII)
- 03/03/2026: All of this Over a Caravan (Snatch)
- 03/03/2026: Never Date a Drug Dealer (Red Surf)
February
- 02/27/2026: Is This Your Jelly Shoe? (Fantasy Franchise February: Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella)
- 02/27/2026: Stealing from the Best (Double Dragon 1995)
- 02/26/2026: Magic in the Wrong Hands (Fantasy Franchise February: Cinderella III: A Twist of Time)
- 02/26/2026: Who Bullies the Bullies? (Slasher Grindhouse: Departing Seniors)
- 02/25/2026: Timeshare of the Crystal Skull (Fantasy Franchise February: House II: The Second Story)
- 02/25/2026: Disappointing from New Directions (Contra: Rogue Corps)
- 02/24/2026: Three Tales of Terror (Fantasy Franchise February: Cinderella II: Dreams Come True)
- 02/24/2026: The Tale of Dunk and Egg (Fantasy Franchise February: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: Season 1)
- 02/23/2026: The Animals are the Best and Worst Parts (Fantasy Franchise February: Cinderella)
- 02/23/2026: It’s Pac, But in 3D… But Different From That Other Time in 3D (Pac-Man Arrangement 1996)
- 02/20/2026: From the Snowy Slopes to the Stage (Fantasy Franchise February: Frozen: The Hit Broadway Musical)
- 02/20/2026: New Offerings to Temp You (Taco Bell Selections)
- 02/19/2026: The Queen of Evil (with a Heart of Gold) (Fantasy Franchise February: Maleficent Rereview)
- 02/19/2026: Contra Tries to Go Over the Top (Hard Corps: Uprising)
- 02/18/2026: Just Gonna Take a Little Nap (Fantasy Franchise February: Sleeping Beauty)
- 02/18/2026: Way Too Much Money (Crazy Rich Asians)
- 02/17/2026: Not the Worst Mermaid in the Sea (Fantasy Franchise February: The Little Mermaid 2023)
- 02/17/2026: Now Lurking at in Another Restaurant, for Some Reason (Donatos Pizza at Red Robin)
- 02/16/2026: Makes Us Appreciate the Live Action Film (Fantasy Franchise February: The Little Mermaid Live!)
- 02/16/2026: Statham from U.N.C.L.E. (Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre)
- 02/13/2026: In a Land Without Music (Fantasy Franchise February: The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginnings)
- 02/13/2026: On the Cutting Edge of Medical Science (The Knick: Season 1)
- 02/12/2026: It’s the Same Case, Do the Same Thing (Fantasy Franchise February: The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea)
- 02/12/2026: Doing It All Again (Contra ReBirth)
- 02/11/2026: In Need of Some Renovations (Fantasy Franchise February: House 1985)
- 02/11/2026: Not Modern Nor Classic, Just Trying Too Hard (The Muppet Show: 2026 Special)
- 02/10/2026: Ginger Magic (Fantasy Franchise February: The Little Mermaid 1989)
- 02/10/2026: What’s the Real Experiment? (Fallout: Season 2)
- 02/09/2026: To Live Out in the Woods (Fantasy Franchise February: The Watchers)
- 02/06/2026: Or, How a Pretty Brunette Can Get Away with Anything (Fantasy Franchise February: Beauty and the Beast: Belle's Magical World)
- 02/06/2026: The End of a Universe (Aliens vs. Avengers)
- 02/06/2026: Safety In Numbers (The Final Girl Support Group)
- 02/05/2026: Stockholm Syndrome a Go-Go (Fantasy Franchise February: Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas)
- 02/05/2026: Taking Back What’s Hers (Borderlands 3: Moxxi's Heist of the Handsome Jackpot)
- 02/04/2026: Tale As Old as Time… or So I’m Told (Fantasy Franchise February: Beauty and the Beast 1991)
- 02/04/2026: Find the Role Within (Superhero Cinema: Wonder Man: Miniseries)
- 02/03/2026: The Long Wait for Love (Fantasy Franchise February: Timer)
- 02/03/2026: Permanence or Irrelevance? (Tron: Ares)
- 02/02/2026: Living Life on Repeat (Fantasy Franchise February: Groundhog Day)
- 02/02/2026: It Comes from the Deep (Final Fantasy Randomizer: 2025 Tournament Art)
January
- 01/30/2026: The Quest for Confederate Gold (Sahara)
- 01/30/2026: Apart and Drawn Together (The Witcher: Sword of Destiny)
- 01/29/2026: Buckets of Money (The Rip)
- 01/29/2026: Into the Mind of Madness (Borderlands 3: Psycho Krieg and the Fantastic Fustercluck)
- 01/28/2026: A Slasher Within a Slasher (Return to Horror High)
- 01/28/2026: And Why This Doesn’t Really Matter (DC Beats Marvel in Comic Sales)
- 01/23/2026: More Like Percy Boring and the Bore-lympians, Am I Right? (Percy Jackson and the Olympians 2023: Season 2)
- 01/23/2026: Do It Like a True Gentleman (The Gentlemen 2024: Season 1)
- 01/22/2026: He’s a Tall One (A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: Series Premiere)
- 01/22/2026: Experience It Live in VR (Death Race 2050)
- 01/21/2026: Richards Lives (The Running Man 2025)
- 01/21/2026: Going In for a Couple of Long Missions (Borderlands 3: Takedown Raids)
- 01/20/2026: Let’s All Go to School! (Star Trek: Starfleet Academy: Series Premiere)
- 01/20/2026: Santa Claus is Mental (Slasher Grindhouse: Christmas Evil)
- 01/19/2026: Stuck in a Universe of Assholes (Black Mirror: "USS Callister: Into Infinity")
- 01/19/2026: A Time Loop that Doesn’t Loop (Slasher Grindhouse: Until Dawn 2025)
- 01/16/2026: Are You the Bat… Man? (Superhero Cinema: Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires)
- 01/16/2026: An Early Work of Slasher Fiction (Slasher Grindhouse: The Town that Dreaded Sundown 1976)
- 01/15/2026: Not as Bad as Expected (The Naked Gun 2025)
- 01/15/2026: You Have to Know to Know (Kenney's Lexington)
- 01/14/2026: Should Have Stayed Buried (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
- 01/14/2026: Mysteriouslier and Mysteriouslier (Borderlands 3: Director's Cut)
- 01/13/2026: The Endless Adventure Finally Ends (Stranger Things: Series Finale)
- 01/13/2026: A Teaser to a Teaser to a Teaser (Avengers: Doomsday Teaser Trailers)
- 01/12/2026: Longer, but More of the Same (Rebel Moon, Part 1: Director's Cut)
- 01/12/2026: The Origins of a Fairy Tale (The Witcher: The Last Wish)
- 01/09/2026: Strange Things are Afoot in the Mind Palace (Stranger Things: Season 5, Part 2)
- 01/09/2026: Far Less Than Meets the Eye (Transformers 2007)
- 01/08/2026: Carrots and Wild, At It Again (Zootopia 2)
- 01/08/2026: Well, That Fell Right Off a Cliff (The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult)
- 01/07/2026: Big Car Go Vroom Vroom (F1: The Movie)
- 01/07/2026: Let the Legendaries Flow (Borderlands 3)
- 01/06/2026: On the Fifth Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave To Me... (G20)
- 01/06/2026: On the Fifth Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave To Me... (Die Hard Trilogy 2: Viva Las Vegas)
- 01/05/2026: On the Fourth Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave To Me... (The Wrath of Becky)
- 01/05/2026: On the Fourth Day of Die Hard, My True Love Gave To Me... (Die Hard Trilogy)