Food
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		Restaurant Reviews
		
			- Buc-ee's Rockingham County
				
					- We take a trip to a newly built Buc-ee's to see just what all the hype is about. We still don't know...
 
- Buffalo Wild Wings
				
					- We share our lackluster experiences with this once-pretty solid chicken joint.
 
- Chicano Boy
				
					- We take a look at a fast casual Mexican joint that doesn't suck.
 
- Chicago O'Hare Eateries
				
					- Lord Fizzlebeef wanders the food courts of the Chicago O'Hare airport looking for a place to eat.
 
- Cho Phra Ya Thai
				
					- A smaller Thai eatery in Northern Virginia packs more food than I was expecting into a simple lunch.
 
- Emporio: A Meatball Joint
				
					- We check in with some food options at Pittsburgh, PA, and a selection of meatballs on offer.
 
- Golden Garden Asian Cuisine
				
					- A solid, local Asian restaurant serving a good mix of Chinese and Japanese flavors.
 
- KPOT Korean BBQ & Hot Pot
				
					- A fun hot pot place in Roanoke provides an enjoyable, soupy experience.
 
- Napa Thai
				
					- This restaurant, local to the Lexington, VA, area, provides delicious Thai food in a nicely crafted atmosphere.
 
- Panda Express
				
					- It might not be real Chinese food, but there's something so right about this place.
 
- P.F. Chang's
				
					- When you're looking for the dressed-up equivalent of mall food, this is the place for you.
 
- Pizza Hut
				
					- Having lucked into a stuffed crust pizza, we take a look at that pie, along with other items I like to get from the Hut.
 
- Seoul Korean BBQ & Hot Pot
				
					- I venture into a hot pot place to try the soup and get very full. It was delighful.
 
- Silver Diner
				
					- We go for a classic diner experience but are left underwhelmed by the whole affair.
 
- Sugarfire Smokehouse
				
					- We take a few trips to this downtown Indianapolis BBQ join (not sadly closed).
 
- Twins Grill & Bar
				
					- Lord Fizzlebeef has another airport adventure, with another sad restaurant experience.
 
- Umai Ramen and Rice Bowl
				
					- We grab a selection of offerings from this Japanese fusion restaurant as poart of the SG Live 2024 food tour.
 
- Victoria & Albert's
				
					- We review the seven courses (and counting) in a meal at this five-star restaurant.
 
Specials
		
		Spicy Chickens
		
		
		Meals
		
			- Arby's Big Game Burger
				
					- Going head long into burgers, Arby's brings their play on the three-meat combo... but something is absolutely lacking.
 
- Arby's Deep Fried Turkey Gobbler
				
					- Arby's brings out a new turkey sandwich to pair with last year's turkey club, and it's good... but not special.
 
- Arby's Hushpuppy Breaded Fish Strips
				
					- Arby's normally brings the meats, but this time they brought the fish and, frankly, they nailed it.
 
- Arby’s Quarter Pound Brisket Sandwich
				
					- A too small sandwich can't hold up on the Arby's menu in this second brisket offering from the chain.
 
- Asian Quick Bowls
				
					- We review a selection of quick meal options from the Asian section of our local grocery store.
 
- Burger King Million Dollar Whoppers
				
					- BK lets the fans create their own burgers, and the top three are now available... and delicious.
 
- Burger King Quick Bites
				
					- A look at a 2 for $10 deal drags us into looking at some of Burger King's smaller offerings.
 
- Burger King Steakhouse Bacon Whopper
				
					- Burger King tries again with another guest creation, but this one isn't worth anything close to a million dollars.
 
- Domino's Pizza Ultimate Pepperoni
				
					- After many years of not trying their food, with give Domino's another chance to win us back.
 
- Hardee’s Duke’s Carolina Gold Hand-Breaded Chicken Sandwich
				
					- We take a trip into Hardee's to try their special chicken... and also to see if the restaurant is as bad as we've always heard.
 
- IHOP's New Hand-Crafted Eggs Benedicts
				
					- IHOP tries to get into the Eggs Benedict game and, man, the results are absolutely less than edible.
 
- Jersey Mike's Portabella Cheese Steak
				
					- We have an underwhelming sandwich experience from one of the more prominent Subway competitors.
 
- Lil' Italian Gyro Wrap
				
					- A local DC restaurant near the SG Live convention doesn't provide the flavors we're looking for.
 
- McDonald's Cheesy Jalapeño Bacon Quarter Pounder with Cheese
				
					- McDonald's presents a variant to their famous Quarter Pounder that, despite the promise of its ingredients, fails to deliver the goods.
 
- McDonald's Chicken Big Mac
				
					- The chain introduces, for a limited time, its first major variant of the Big Mac in the West... and it fails to deliver.
 
- McDonald's Hacks
				
					- McDonald's officalizes its "Secret Menu" items, and we take a look at the good, bad, and the vile from their offerings.
 
- McDonald's "Improved" Burgers
				
					- McDonald's has updated the way they make their burgers, but the results frankly left me underwhelmed. It's a lot of hype for the same old burgers.
 
- McDonald's McRib
				
					- Mickey D's pork sandwich returns after a supposed "Farewell Tour", but is it really worth the wait?
 
- McDonald's Quick Bites
				
					- We sample the Spicy McCrispy and the Bacon Quarter Pounder, but only one manages to impress.
 
- McDonald's Spicy McMuffin
				
					- The Big M slaps spicy sauce on their famed breakfast sandwich, ruining the balance of flavors in the process.
 
- Pizza Hut Big New Yorker
				
					- The Big New Yorker is back after over two decades and we try it out to see if it lives up to the hype.
 
- Taco Bamba Nachos
				
					- We hit a local DC chain of taquerias to sample their food... and amusingly not get tacos.
 
- Taco Bell Cantina Chicken Burrito
				
					- We sample an offering from the Cantina Chicken menu, and come away impressed... by the sauce on the side.
 
- Taco Bell Crispy Chicken Nuggets
				
					- Lightly spicy, well seasoned, well portioned bites of chicken that are almost too good to be at Taco Bell.
 
- Taco Bell Discovery Luxe Box
				
					- Taco Bell has a fairly new combo, and we check it out to see if it's worth a run for the border.
 
- Taco Bell Steak Cheesy Street Chalupas
				
					- Taco Bell takes a big swing and a miss on this supposed fan-favorite mini-tacos.
 
- Wendy's Krabby Patty Kollab Meal
				
					- Wendy's debuts a Spongebob collaboration meal that absolutely misses the mark.
 
- Wendy's Mushroom Bacon Cheeseburger
				
					- This burger has a lot of interesting ingredients but it's let down in its balance and execution.
 
- Wendy's Quick Bites
				
					- We try the Baconator, Wendy's premium burger on their standard menu, along with a couple of other items.
 
Cereals
		
			- Breakfast Cereal
				
					- We take a round-up of cereals found in our local grocer to see what weird madness kids are subjected to.
 
- Breakfast Cereal II
				
					- We review even more cereals are we slowly go insane from sugar.
 
- Breakfast Cereal III
				
					- We take another trip down the breakfast cereal aisle to find the sugar-coated oddities for our milk-laiden bowl.
 
- Captain Crunch Fun Flavors
				
					- We sample three boxes of the Captain's delights to see if they were worth they hype.
 
- General Mills Loaded Cereal
				
					- We try these new icing filled cereal puffs and discover some flavor and texture combinations do not work well together.
 
Drinks
		
			- Coffee Shop Brews
				
					- We grab a few cups of coffee during SG Live 2024 to see if any of them are worth drinking.
 
- Martinelli’s Cider Selections
				
					- We take a sampling of the various Martinelli's cider offerings to see how the flavors stack up.
 
- Spiced Coke
				
					- Coca-Cola launched their next big flavor of cola, a raspberry spice sensation, that then was canceled six months later.
 
- Warheads Soda
				
					- Warheads brings us soda that promises a sour slap in the face, but can these cans od candy-colored sugar really deliver?
 
Salty Snacks
		
		
		
		Sour Snacks
		
			- Sour Snack Roundup
				
					- We sample a selection of sour treats to see if we can actually find something that makes us feel the sour burn.
 
- Sour Snack Roundup II
				
					- Another collection of candies to pucker your mouth and make your tongue cry.
 
- Sour Snack Roundup III
				
					- We have another batch of sour candies, but this time they're filled with nothing by dissapointment.
 
- Sour Snack Mega Roundup
				
					- We dig through a massive bag of various sour candies to see what measures up and what isn't worth sampling.
 
- Sour Snack Roundup V
				
					- The sour candies keep on coming, and we keep on puckinger up, in this fifth edition of our series.
 
- Sour Snack Roundup VI
				
					- More sour oddities, this time found in the bargain area of a craft store... and I ate them.
 
- Sour Snack Roundup VII
				
					- Easter candies give us more sour snacks to attempt... and not all of them all that edible.
 
- Sour Snack Roundup VIII
				
					- It's another slap of sour flavor, right into your tongue holes.
 
- Sour Snack Roundup IX
				
					- We dive in again, with strips and gummies and even horrible cookies.
 
- Sour Snack Roundup X
				
					- A Wal-Mart run leads to sour in my mouth, and I accept the consequences.
 
- Sour Snack Roundup XI
				
					- We hit the road for another sour excursion, this time with some surprising results.
 
- Sour Snack Roundup XII
				
					- We have three more candies with sour bite, from Shaqs to Strips, that we must consume.
 
- Albanese Sour 12 Flavor Gummi Bears
				
					- Albanese makes great gummi bears, but are their sour bears as good as one would expect from the company?
 
- Halloween Sour Treats
				
					- We sample three sour, surprising Halloween treats to see if any come out as winners.
 
Sweet Treats
		
			- Chocolate Treats
				
					- We take a look at three new varieties of classic candies to see if any of these deserve to stick around in the chocolate pantheon.
 
- Halloween Snack Roundup
				
					- With the spooky season upon us, it's time to get into the spirit with tasty treats.
 
- Holiday Treats
				
					- The holidays are here and that means we get to eat oddly themed candy treats.
 
- Charms Blow Pop Berries
				
					- Blow Pops are back and they have some new (and reissued) flavors. But are they any good?
 
- Girl Scout Cookies
				
					- We bought a bunch of cookies and, once our sugar haze lifted and we woke up months later, we're now ready to discuss them.
 
- Krispy Kreme Thanksgiving Pies Doughnut Collection
				
					- We try these doughnut makers special treats but find they just don't rise to the holiday occasion.
 
- Oreos Coca-Cola Flavored Cookies
				
					- These chocolate cookies are interesting, but not something that's truly worth the hype.
 
- Skittles Gummies
				
					- Skittles tries its hand at true gummies (which isn't the weirdest idea), but the results are far from great.
 
- Welch’s Jelly Beans
				
					- We take a taste of these chewy treats from Welch's, just in time for Easter.
 
Recipes
		
			- Casseroles
				
					- We start sharing recipes and we start off with a trio of casseroles.
 
- Tex-Mex
				
					- The cooking continues, this time for a fun fiesta on taco night.
 
- Stews
				
					- Time to get your soup on as we do another trio of recipes to make on a cold night.
 
- Italian Feast
				
					- We prepare an Italian feast, from appetizers to main dishes.
 
- Fry-Up
				
					- I fry up a bunch of tast foods and let my arteries scream in delicious agony.
 
- Thanksgiving
				
					- I prepare a holiday feast, and we go over how to make it all happen.
 
Further Reading
		
			- Bananas: Bananas are gross. That is all.
- Food Etiquette: When to buy, how to choose what to buy, and what's a fair way to meet everyone's needs in a food-party situation.
- Food Delivery Racket: We take a look at food delivery services and why these companies are simply awful for consumers.
- A Failed Visit to Burger King: What a ruined trip for fast food means for employment and staff wages.
Podcasts
		
			- Fast Food, (Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Episode #19
- A Run for the Border, (Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Mini-sode #07-01
- Not Much Sandwich to this Brisket Sandwich, (Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Episode #08-19
- Hard Up for Hardee's, (Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Episode #08-22
- Charleston’s Downtown Delectables, (Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Episode #08-24
- As the Domino's Fall, (Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Episode #08-28
- The Ultimate Pizza (for the Price), (Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Mini-sode #08-05
- Hot (Ones) Enough For You?, (Not So) Live from Asteroid G, Episode #08-37