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Restaurant Reviews

  • Buffalo Wild Wings
    • We share our lackluster experiences with this once-pretty solid chicken joint.
  • Chicago O'Hare Eateries
    • Lord Fizzlebeef wanders the food courts of the Chicago O'Hare airport looking for a place to eat.
  • Napa Thai
    • This restaurant, local to the Lexington, VA, area, provides delicious Thai food in a nicely crafted atmosphere.
  • P.F. Chang's
    • When you're looking for the dressed-up equivalent of mall food, this is the place for you.
  • Pizza Hut
    • Having lucked into a stuffed crust pizza, we take a look at that pie, along with other items I like to get from the Hut.
  • Sugarfire Smokehouse
    • We take a few trips to this downtown Indianapolis BBQ join (not sadly closed).
  • Twins Grill & Bar
    • Lord Fizzlebeef has another airport adventure, with another sad restaurant experience.
  • Victoria & Albert's
    • We review the seven courses (and counting) in a meal at this five-star restaurant.

Spicy Chickens

  • Spicy Chicken Wars
    • We go on a quest to see what the best Spicy Chicken sandwich is out there, and the result should be all too expected.
  • Spicy Chicken Wars II
    • We have more chickens to review as we try to see if anything can be better than the Popeye's sandwich.
  • Spicy Chicken Wars III
    • Another batch of contenders for the crown, but can any of them really unseat the king?
  • Wendy's Ghost Pepper Ranch Chicken Sandwich
    • Wendy's comes out swinging with a new, spicy sandwich to try and dominate the market. But can the previous queen reclaim her crown?



  • Breakfast Cereal
    • We take a round-up of cereals found in our local grocer to see what weird madness kids are subjected to.
  • Breakfast Cereal II
    • We review even more cereals are we slowly go insane from sugar.
  • Breakfast Cereal III
    • We take another trip down the breakfast cereal aisle to find the sugar-coated oddities for our milk-laiden bowl.

Salty Snacks

Sour Snacks

  • Sour Snack Roundup
    • We sample a selection of sour treats to see if we can actually find something that makes us feel the sour burn.
  • Sour Snack Roundup II
    • Another collection of candies to pucker your mouth and make your tongue cry.
  • Sour Snack Roundup III
    • We have another batch of sour candies, but this time they're filled with nothing by dissapointment.
  • Sour Snack Mega Roundup
    • We dig through a massive bag of various sour candies to see what measures up and what isn't worth sampling.
  • Sour Snack Roundup V
    • The sour candies keep on coming, and we keep on puckinger up, in this fifth edition of our series.
  • Sour Snack Roundup VI
    • More sour oddities, this time found in the bargain area of a craft store... and I ate them.
  • Sour Snack Roundup VII
    • Easter candies give us more sour snacks to attempt... and not all of them all that edible.
  • Sour Snack Roundup VIII
    • It's another slap of sour flavor, right into your tongue holes.
  • Warheads Soda
    • Warheads brings us soda that promises a sour slap in the face, but can these cans od candy-colored sugar really deliver?

Sweet Treats

  • Chocolate Treats
    • We take a look at three new varieties of classic candies to see if any of these deserve to stick around in the chocolate pantheon.
  • Girl Scout Cookies
    • We bought a bunch of cookies and, once our sugar haze lifted and we woke up months later, we're now ready to discuss them.
  • Charms Blow Pop Berries
    • Blow Pops are back and they have some new (and reissued) flavors. But are they any good?
  • Skittles Gummies
    • Skittles tries its hand at true gummies (which isn't the weirdest idea), but the results are far from great.


  • Casseroles
    • We start sharing recipes and we start off with a trio of casseroles.
  • Tex-Mex
    • The cooking continues, this time for a fun fiesta on taco night.
  • Stews
    • Time to get your soup on as we do another trio of recipes to make on a cold night.
  • Italian Feast
    • We prepare an Italian feast, from appetizers to main dishes.
  • Fry-Up
    • I fry up a bunch of tast foods and let my arteries scream in delicious agony.

Further Reading

  • Bananas: Bananas are gross. That is all.
  • Food Etiquette: When to buy, how to choose what to buy, and what's a fair way to meet everyone's needs in a food-party situation.
  • Food Delivery Racket: We take a look at food delivery services and why these companies are simply awful for consumers.
  • A Failed Visit to Burger King: What a ruined trip for fast food means for employment and staff wages.